Alright Gay,
Not too bad Gaymondo,
If I was gay, I'd go for cards and corners,
Being gay is all about the in-play, what are the latest live odds...
...Cheers Gay, you're the daddy,
No you're the daddy.
Black Boy FC would like to welcome our official betting partner boy365.com to the club to bring in some much needed sponsorship to cover Mark's sausage budget for the new season. Michael Monksfield's beautiful face has been chosen from the Mighty Boy to front a series of TV promotional adverts which will be shown repeatedly between games on the club's new channel BBTV as well as on a number of all-male dating channels.
Below you will be able to find a list of just some of the live odds for the forthcoming season:
Michael Monksfield first scorer - 100/1
Phil Cowlan to retain golden boot - Evens
Darren Lord to concede most corners - 2/11
James Driver to elect to catch a ball - 7/4
Charlie Leighton to cover the most ground - 3/17
Barrie Johnston to become the new face of Garnier - 300/1
Carl Wager to accumulate most club fines - 2/1
BBFC to make it through any cup first round - 12/1
Sean Wiggins to announce retirement in 2035 - 4/1
Michael Leighton to fix a toilet door - Evens
Mark Austin to remain injury free - 25/1
Gainsborough to be declared a national park - 66/1
Paul Cruikshank to help with poo clearing duties - 40/1
Steve Flanagan to arrive already in his kit - 1/8
Graham Plummer to make BBFC comeback - Evens
Michael Carter to be "away working" for most games - Evens
Ian Robinson to get season's first booking - 1/3
Gareth Adams to win Rear-Of-The-Year - 90/1
Barrie Johnston to be seen in the pub - 14/1
Darren Lord to win "Own Goal Of The Season" - Already paying out
Sean Wiggins to enjoy flight to Budapest - 50/1
Carl Wager to become next host of Countdown - 450/1
CBeebies to defeat Elks in pre-season - 3/7
The changing room to smell of farts (without Dave Neary) - 15/2
The changing room to smell of farts (with Dave Neary) - 2/15
BBFC to improve on last years 5th place - 3/1
Charlie Leighton to be arrested on tour - 8/1
Daniel Millington-Barnes to have new boots - 2/5
Mark Bates to make the cover of Men's Health - 600/1
Chris Pursell to play a game or two around Christmas - 1/2
Neil Ring to join Chinese Superleague - 2/1
Rees Delo to break opposition's leg - 2/3
Mark Austin to play against Tollgate - 1/20
Jalil Samavarchian to score most touchdowns - 1/33
BBFC to replace Rangers in SPL - 500/1
Sean Wiggins to appear as a pundit on Match Of The Day - 80/1
Paul Revens to steal something - 1/250
Chris Wager to win Sports Personality Of The Year - 800/1
Gareth Adams to score most drop-goals - 1/5
Mark Bates to buy caravan with no wheels - 3/1
James Driver to cover Dire Straits "Walk Of Life" - 1/7
Sean Wiggins to turn up to a game with a crate of beers - Evens
Paul Thomas to return to junior side - "No fucking way"
Neil Ring's pass completion to top 50% success rate - 13/2
Ian Robinson to headline Glastonbury - 750/1
BBFC to retain fair play cup - 6/1
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